“Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across. It’s truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.”

“A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.”

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”
Matthew Broderick

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.”
Ed Howe

“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.”

Fran Lebowitz

“The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.”
Rajneesh