“My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.” – Bill Cosby

“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.” – Dave Barry’s
“In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering. ” – Benjamin Spock

“Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.” - Fran Lebowitz