Toddlers are half joy and half guerilla warfare.  They are super cute most of the time but this cuteness can turn into a feisty little monster.  I wanted to share some great quotes on the joys of having a toddler:

“Why do we need funny quotes about toddlers? Because being able to laugh about the experience of bringing up a child is a skill as important as changing your first dirty nappy.” – Anon

“Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.” – Sam Levinson
“One year, I’d completely lost my bearings trying to follow potty training instruction from a psychiatric expert. I was stuck on step one, which stated without irony: ‘Before you begin, remove all stubbornness from the child’.”  – Mary Kay Blakely
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb

“You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.” ~William D. Tammeus

“A toddler believes that if you love a person, you stay with that person 100 percent of the time. ” – Lawrence Balter

“Routine physical punishment such as spanking teaches a toddler that might makes right and that it is fine to hit when one is stronger and can get away with it. ” – Alicia F Lieberman

“The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe. ” – Lawrence Kutner

“Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching. ” – Fran Lebowitz